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WINNER!
Submitted by
April Parrish
One would think that out of 5
wives,
at least ONE could cook an edible meal.
2nd
Place
The Pride and The Pepcid
Submitted by
Esther Park
3rd Place
Tie
"Please make it
stop...
I've been
stuck on this rotating floor for hours!"
Submitted by
Esther Park
UMMM, La Petit One.
I'm not sure I can get in that position!
Submitted by Tina Corbin
Honorable Mention:
(4th Place Ties)
'Not
only can't she act, she can't cook either!!'
Submitted by
Morag Clark
Gulp
I am so nervous I finally got a date with Little Deb!
Submitted by
Aileen Mackintosh
C-Rations
AND a pink submarine. No wonder I have indigestion.
Submitted by
Lora Alejandro
Maybe
if I cover it, nobody will notice my big cowboy belt buckle.
Submitted by
Ellen Puerzer
"I'm
trying to suck it in!"
Submitted by
Rachel Waters
"Gunga,
that Indian food sure Din' agree with me!"
Submitted by
Esther Park
"I
still get butterflies when I know I’m going to Kiss Grace
Kelly."
"Never eat
the shellfish in the Universal Studios Cafeteria"
"I
should have used Pepcid AC."
Ooohh I knew I
shouldn't have had the seafood last night!
"Oh
dear. Note to self, think thin"
Cary
thinking:
"WOODEN you know it they've cast me with that PLANK
Suzy!"
"So
many women, so little time!
I think my appendix just burst from the stress!"
Cary contemplates
acting in the same movie with
Jayne Mansfield, Suzy Parker and Warner Klemperer.
"Pardon me, would
anyone have any Alka Seltzer?
I ate too much Grey Poupon! "
"Does this
uniform make me look fat?!"
Why,
oh why did I kiss Suzy - I think I have splinters?!?!?!
Oh no, what do
you mean Lil Deb is married????
Wooden
you know it, Suzy can't cook, either!
"Looking for
this article is worse than finding an intercostal
clavicle!!!!!"
Thinking
to
himself:
"Yuck, why did I have to be paired with Suzy Parker?!"
How am I supposed
to learn the lines if I can't touch the script?
"Please
sir er... um... it was like erm .. this sir!"
Only Angels Have
Wings...
but too many Buffalo Wings will give you a stomach-ache!
I
feel like starting my own butcher shop in Goose Creek
wasn’t such a good idea.
"Ah, Lil
Deb, the sight of you gives me butterflies in my stomach. Oh wait,
that's not butterflies.......it's another splinter! Will my
punishment never end for working with Suzy Parker?"
Many
thanks to all of the participants in this contest: Lora
Alejandro, Morag
Clarke, Tina Corbin, Jenny Curtis,
Emee Dunlap, Aileen Mackintosh,
Esther Park, April Parrish, Ellen
Puerzer, Cheryl Trahan, Gina Ward, and Rachel Waters
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