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Submitted by
Josette Wood
2nd
Place 
"Okay Cary.
Now you put your arms on her shoulders like this and lean in like
this for the big kiss.
Got it or do we have to go over it yet, again?"
Submitted by April Parrish
Third
Place Tie
Don't worry, Cary.
I used to have trouble remembering my lines, too.
Submitted by Tom
Third
Place Tie
Despite Fifi's
flirtatious "back-rub," Cary continued to ignore her and
instead ogles a picture of Sophia Loren.
Submitted by Esther
Park
Other captions
submitted:
Cary:
"Well pal, looks like this script has really gone to the
dogs"
Dog
Thinks..."Wooden Suzy Parker be fun to play catch with?"
"OK, I may not be as cute
as ASTA,
but that's no reason to ignore me!"
"I hope he
doesn't think I'm jumping through those hoops!"
"Cary, really! 'Bringing Up
Baby'? You can't do it!
It would ruin your career.
And what would happen if that leopard got hold of me?!"
Cary-Do you think I
should accept this part?
Dog- arfff
Cary- aww, what do you know anyways?
Dog: " I can't
believe how slow this guy reads."
Yes,
but will my name be in lights?!
So its Woof Woof Grrrr not Yap Yap
Woof, then?
Now THAT Cary is
the way the scene could be played!
The
Bachelor and the ....... Terrier?!
Woofs in the Dark!
My
Favorite Woofer!
"Did the dog
get the girl?"
"How many lines do I
have?"
No, there isn't a
part for dogs. I told you I would let you know!
Don't rush me. I'll turn the page
when I'm finished.
NOT when you're finished.
Dog: " Cary, old boy, this
is my dressing room.
Yours is the small one across the
hall".
Cary:
"At least with YOU as my costar, you can't steal any of my
lines!"
Dog
Thinks..."I went to obedience training for that?"
"And they
wonder what the 'secret' is to Cary's great acting.
Without me he would still be Archie Leach."
Cary thinking:
"This dog is already stealing my lines for the caption
contest!"
"Move
over Asta! There is a new dog in town!"
I've looked it over
and I want to talk to the director!
My part just lays around and Cary gets all the lines, AND the
ladies!
"I am man's
best friend and what a man to be best friends with!"
Well, he's not Asta,
but if he can act, I'll take him!
Well,
you read it. What do you think of it?
You take the BIT
part and I'll take the Kibbles and Bits, deal?
I'm
sitting THIS CLOSE to CARY GRANT!
Take the picture! How long do you think I can
hold this pose?
The Dog: You think YOU'RE
typecast?!
Variety
headline:
First Time in Hollywood History - Terrier Directs Film
The dog
says - "Oh this is the good part! This is my scene!"
Many thanks to all of the
participants in this contest: Gina Ward, Tom, Esther Park, Cheryl Trahan,
Renee, Linda Kirker, Diane Parker, Morag Clarke, Aileen Mackintosh, Kathleen
Dudley and April Parrish!
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